Archive for February, 2007
09
Feb
What’s the impact of mp3 players on us?
You see people mumbling or gyrating on streets.
You think they’re nuts…until you see their headphones.
Minibus drivers get pissed coz ppl keep on saying “yau lok” for same destinations.
Nobody notices that somebody has already said “yau lok”.
Nobody listens to others since we have portable music.
Sometimes I may even dance on the street.
07
Feb
地盤佬:「我會鑽好呢個窿!」
氣功師:「我會發好呢次功!」
八達通公司:「我會整好八達通!」
天文台:「我會測好呢個風!」
整容醫生:「我會隆好呢個胸!」
鐘錶師:「我會整好呢個鐘!」
廚師:「我會爆好呢碟蔥!」
麻將腳:「我會碰好呢隻東!」
洪七公:「我會打敗歐陽峰! 」
祈福黨:「我會博好呢個懵!」
學友:「我會唱下吹吹風!」
麥玲玲: 「我會準過蘇民峰!」
同胞: 「我會大便唔鬼沖!」
菲傭:「我會認住金寶鐘!」


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